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The Parenting Alphabet.

A is for accidents, there will be a plenty
B is for bullshit – which is in most parenting books you’ll read

C is for crying toddlers, baby and you

D is for drinking, gin probably and wine

E is for exasperation, it won’t last I promise

F is for fine, because fine rhymes with wine

G is for great because it’s much better than ‘good’

H is for heartache – things you won’t see coming

I is for intense, each emotion turned up to full

J is for justification. You’ll feel the need to give it forever

K is for knowing – you will need to know times, places, dates, colours, numbers and people.

is for love, more than you thought you could ever have, it grows with your family

M is for morals, they may change, they might break but please have some

N is for not enough hours in the fucking day

O is for outdoors – it’s usually free and healthy

P is for pants. The poo, the wee and the grannies pants you might be wearing too

Q is for questions, 5 hundred million a day

R is for rage, sometimes you might feel like the hulk, another R is respect – earn it and give it,

S is for space, you will need some, they will need some, and sometimes you need some together too

T is for time, your most valuable asset. You don’t have as much as you think – use it wisely

U is for understanding. Your toddler might need you at 4am, they might also brush their hair with mashed potato… Understanding is key,

V is for vocalising. Your words can build your child or knock them down, say it with care,

W is for wonderful but not all the time

X is for expectations, yours and theirs. Meet half way when you can

Y is for YOU, you are the heart of the family, take care of yourself

Z is obviously for zoo… Wait now, senZe of humour? No? Uhm… Zing. Energy, enthusiasm and liveliness for the lives you have created.

Zara