You flick me in the eyeballs,
You twat me in the jaw,
You pull my hair,
Grab my lip,
I did not ask for more.
You’re calm and look contented,
I ask if you want lunch,
You punch me in the kneecap,
With your little fat, ham fist.
I say ‘please don’t do that’,
You say ‘Shut you face Mama!!!’.
I’m hiding in the toilet,
I know you know I’m here,
You scream and head butt the door,
You deeply sniff and take in all my fear.
You smell of rage and hate,
Your eyes look in my soul,
Deep down I know you’re not so bad,
But tell that to my ear hole.
You stuck a pen right in it,
Laughed and ran away.
I’m going to try and convince you,
I found you,
You’re a stray.
My feral little cherub,
My evil little snuggly,
My angry little Mojo.
Please retract your teeth from my finger,
Remove your nails from my eyelids,
I take back everything,
Anything bad I ever dids…
