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Baby names…

Having a chat with Eldest about babies and baby names, she kindly informed me there will be 3 more children added to my brood, the names of which will be…

  • Joves
  • Axjalay
  • Flower

 After talking a bit more I asked how many children she might have when she is older, if any.

‘I’m having ten babies out of my tummy, you can only have 3 more.’  (If they only came out my tummy then I’d have 25 million….)

‘Okay dear, do you have names?’

‘You know I have names I told you them all before… remember on the bus? Well they have changed since then anyway.’

‘Yes I do remember, what are they now?’

And then this happens….

  1. Mutchi
  2. Luter
  3. Jovi
  4. Lutermel
  5. Lutermelout
  6. Supermanbaby
  7. Lala
  8. Jokermelotter
  9. Jovesluter
  10. Mister Cotton Joe

‘Wow those are quite long names my dear, are you sure about it?’

‘No, I’m not sure I forgot one name for my babies’

  11. Babychopper

And there you have it, if you ask me I think Mister Cotton Joe, Lala & Supermanbaby have the best chance of having their names remembered. I understand where Superman, Joker and Lala came from… but as for the rest, I’ve no idea.

Christmas card are going to be a bugger….

Zara