So it’s 6.30pm, Beau is at work, I figure time for me and Mojo to have a nice warm bath (she likes to nurse in the bath), and eldest came in to chat. Well, eldest decided she couldn’t miss out on the nice water action so in she jumped!
I heard a little tummy rumble and my heart sank a bit, but haha! I had a flannel to hand and managed to catch the poop… The first poop I will add… after flinging the poop flannel into the other sink, we settle back down.
TOO SOON !! Eldest has hopped out of the bath yelling ‘OH MY OH MY IT DOESN’T SMELL BUT I DON’T WANT TO TOUCH IT, BLOODY HELL OH MY OH MY ARGHHHHH’ wide eyed, hair sticking up and being told off for using ‘bloody hell’… Her hopping from foot to foot naked yelling however made me laugh so much, I didn’t hear the second rumble… It was in fact announced by eldest yelling ‘MORE MORE IT IS COMING OUT, WHY IS IT YELLOW? I DON’T WANT TO KNOW,OH MY OH MY ARGHHH’…. Shortly followed by me standing up Mojo in arms Eldest flailing around the bathroom to let her know we are in fact going to now get in the shower to remove all signs of our poop adventures…
Happy as a pig in shit? I think not!