Dear Bigotty Wankers – breastfeeding in public.

Dear Bigotty Wankers,
 I have listened to all your reasons that women should not breastfeed in public and I have decided to call bullshit on the whole thing. For some of you it is an education thing, this is not your fault. Do not feel bad that you are just not educated enough to understand how these things work. You are forgiven. I forgive you. For others it is simply that you like to cause a bit of a scene. Ruffle the feathers of some communities and enjoy watching it all unfold – I bet you’re having so much fun right now! Hell, I’m willing to bet that some of you don’t even have children. It might not change your opinion but you would begin to understand that it isn’t just about food. To a breastfeeding mother it is about nurturing, bonding and love. To any parent it is about nurturing, bonding and love.
Some of you can’t separate breasts being sexual from breasts being a food source – you have issues that I don’t have time to discuss right now. Seek help.
 However there are some of you out there I would like to give a special mention to, the ones that say things like ‘It’s like defecating and urinating – it’s natural but it doesn’t mean I want to see it in public.’ I quite agree, next time you see someone taking a shit on a chair in Starbucks I would look away – and possibly hold your nose. I can’t be any clearer – next time you are out and see people pissing on stuff DON’T LOOK.
You must understand that we are not out to wave our milky nips in your face. Nope, we are not. We are simply trying to feed our offspring. We have invented, scarves, tops, dresses, vests, bras and a whole host of other items so that we can protect those with a nervous disposition from seeing our fleshy baby feeding breasts – and yet this is still not enough. There are some of you out there who are intent on shaming mothers, shaming them into hiding at home. When you point and laugh (bullying), take pictures (which is probably not legal) or make snide online comments like a keyboard warrior; you are hurting people. You are causing mothers to feel the hot sting of shame. You are causing the problems. Not us. We are quietly feeding our babies in the corner, probably drinking a coffee, reading a book and generally being awesome.
The thing that we know, that you don’t, is this:
You cannot stop it. You will not stop it.
You can try to shame us, call us names, post pictures calling us tramps, tell us feeding our baby is the same as taking a shit in the middle of the street – you will not stop it.
I will get out my floppy, saggy, sad old tit out and feed my baby where ever I like.
I will not be bullied.
I will not be shamed.
I will not be quiet.
I will not be told to hide in my home.
I will stand by those who breastfeed.
I will stand by those who have felt the sharp end of a fool’s tongue.
I will breastfeed in public. 
Yours Sincerely,
Momma Mouse Tits Mojo. 

7 thoughts on “Dear Bigotty Wankers – breastfeeding in public.

  1. Here! Here!!!! Couldn’t have said it better myself!
    Especially the part about shitting on the chair in Starbucks! LMAO

  2. This is the best thing I have read ever. 🙂 You go lady. I am right there behind you with my floppy bangers out too! lol xx

  3. We definitely need more than ever to see breastfeeding in public so that our daughters can feed their babies and nobody will bat an eyelid!!!

    1. I agree. My girls think (and rightly so) that it is normal to stop for a bite to eat and feed baby too. I hope when they finally get to that stage they will feed however and where ever is needed! Thank you for the comment 🙂

    1. It really is a strange one! I like that it has been controversial in a way though. It has forced to be talked about in all types of media now and more people are doing it & even more standing up for those that do. In a way they have forced it to be a hot topic – fun old world.

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