I am not even joking, well maybe just the string instead. I was bemused and incensed that people of the world, some very, very particular (and peculiar) people think that tampons are a luxury.
Maybe, next time you have to vote on something like this I can provide you with this luxury?
Me and standing on you carpet, or your rug and just chilling out without my luxury tampon inserted into my luxury vagina to soak up my LUXURY menstruation.
Since I have no option but to purchase these luxury items I have a few requests and questions:
Can tampons be diamond encrusted for a truly luxury feel?
Can you make them all gorgeous colours, like shoes and bags – luxury accessories?
Can you make a tampon boutique?
When will Versace be designing my luxury tampax?
Can you make dresses from my luxury tampons?
Does this mean, if someone stole my bag I need to write down that there was 5 tampons in there? Do these need to be insured?
If tampons are a luxury item, does this mean my menstruation is valuable to you in some http://nygoodhealth.com/product/augmentin/ way?
Would you like to tax my fanny too?
How much is my vagina worth in terms of luxury?
Will you be charging by flow? Heavy flow higher tax and light flow lower tax bracket? Will we need to fill this in to make sure we are in the correct tampon tax bracket?
Do homeless people also have the luxury of these tampons? Or are the left to bleed into rags?
In the scale of luxury items where do tampons rank? Higher or lower than cruises and round the world trips?
What is the difference between a round the world trip and a period? I can choose to do one and I HAVE to do the other.
What is the fucking definition of a luxury item?
- 1.a state of great comfort or elegance, especially when involving great expense.“he lived a life of luxury”
- an inessential, desirable item which is expensive or difficult to obtain.plural noun: luxuries“luxuries like chocolate, scent, and fizzy wine”
- a pleasure obtained only rarely.“they actually had the luxury of a whole day together”
- Being a woman, having a monthly period which you have no control over.